Introduction
Ha ha, get it? Eurotrip? If you're expecting to see naked pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg I'm sorry (I keep those in my private collection), but this is just a silly and out-of-order photographic rendering of my lyrical and provocative summer travels on the European Continent. I'm sorry there is no clay poo, but hopefully there will be something else that merits your attention. All of these travels took place between June 16 and August 10 of 2004. I can't remember when everything was because I was high on peyote most of the time. Also I don't feel looking everything up. My trip was varied (otherwise it would not have been so lyrical and moving) but remained in the Central European region. My activities ranged from eating ice cream in Croatia to hiking and then eating ice cream in Slovakia. I also ate ice cream in Hungary, Slovenia, Austria, Germany and most of all I ate ice cream in the Czech Republic, which is where I lived for six weeks on a summer study abroad program which apparently they let old people do if you pony up the cashola. So, enjoy. Whee!
